Beyond Eternal

Fuck Smart

Warning: Strong language content. If you can’t stand it, fuck off.

I do not have an Internet connection at home these days, so I couldn’t post an update during the weekends. This is all due to that bastard of an ISP, Smart.

To Smart,
Damn you from the day I subscribed to your Smart WIFI, to the day I upgraded it to Smart Bro (as some wise guy of a support suggested and promised that it would be better), until this fucking day, your service is still as shitty as always. Have you realized how annoying, troublesome and tiring it is to call your customer support for hours where I couldn’t even get a decent reply? In my most generous and kind opinion, I think you should shut that company down, really. Take note that I am already being nice by that statement.

That aside, my updates are:

  • KH Mangas finally uploaded
  • Put up the gifts I received last Valentines. Thanks James, Enob-x and Whin for them.
  • Upgraded to WP 2.1.2

16 responses to “Fuck Smart”

  1. James Avatar
    James

    I hope Euri finds decent internet connetction. I cant imagine being wihtout it

    Reply
  2. christian Avatar
    christian

    E lagi naman ganyan, after they have tricked you on subscribing to them, wala na. Walang support kapag may problems kang naaencounter. Tapos wala pang alam yung mga kausap mong customer service representative/s. Customer service does not guarantee customer satisfaction. And that’s what we want… satisfaction!

    Reply
  3. Talamasca Avatar
    Talamasca

    I’m on Smart Bro, and it’s doing peachy keen. Your connection probably needs a re-alignment of some sort. And oh yeah, you’re too nice. Throw some bitch fits some more. Hihi.

    Reply
  4. enob-x Avatar
    enob-x

    Yeah! show them what’s write Euri! I’ll support you on that! And one more thing to “Smart” if you say that it’s going to be wireless, then why are there wires that need to be connected from the computer going to the window just to get a signal? Haven’t you’ve heard of the “Wireless card” that you insert in one of the PCI slots inside the computer and has only a small antenna that is attached to it so it can receive the signal? What do you think the Pinoys and Pinays are? “STUPID?” *wtf* geeeeezzzz.. 😡

    Death Note:

    SMART Philippines – Cause of Death: Lost of Customers 😆

    Reply
  5. baddie Avatar
    baddie

    Same could be said for Globe. Badtripz.

    Reply
  6. Euri Avatar
    Euri

    Death Note:

    SMART Philippines – Cause of Death: Lost of Customers 😆

    Erase. Erase.

    Death Note:

    SMART Philippines:
    08:00am – A man will enter the SMART building.
    08:15am – A hostage taking will occur.
    12:45pm – Everyone’s evacuated from the building.
    02:30pm – Negotiations for the hostage taking is done.
    03:00pm – The entire bulding goes kaboom!
    05:00pm – News report: SMART Philippines, blown up into pieces.

    Nyahaha!

    Reply
  7. Nicole Avatar
    Nicole

    Hey there! My dad was and IS also having a problem — he used to call almost every night to complain about the connection.. even I am very annoyed at that.. SIGH. I hate SMART.

    Though sometimes — SOMETIMES they do load fast.. but that, I think, only last a second.. (just exaggerating)..

    But take note, my dad said that PLDT is wayy slower.. is that true?

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  8. trelumas Avatar
    trelumas

    ilagay mo yung antenna sa pinkataas ng bubong niyo… ganun yung nangyari sa kaklase ko..pero nung nilipat nila sa tutok yung antenna, ayos na…
    ^_____^;

    parang signal lang yan ng cellphone…ehehe

    Reply
  9. Matthew Avatar
    Matthew

    😆 that’s very nice of you for taking everyone out of the building. Violently funny!!! “i’d like to read the alternate ending on the Death Note”. :lmao: 😀

    Reply
  10. Euri Avatar
    Euri

    ilagay mo yung antenna sa pinkataas ng bubong niyo… ganun yung nangyari sa kaklase ko..pero nung nilipat nila sa tutok yung antenna, ayos na…
    ^_____^;

    parang signal lang yan ng cellphone…ehehe

    Meron kaming isang tower sa bahay namin para sa mga antennas. Nandun na nakakabit yung antenna ng SMART eh.

    Reply
  11. Precious Avatar
    Precious

    No idea what Smart is.

    :b

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  12. trelumas Avatar
    trelumas

    eh hinde smart yung SMART niyo…
    ehehehe
    ^___^

    Reply
  13. Jaypee Avatar
    Jaypee

    It really sucks when there’s no internet connection. What I do when I don’t internet is to use the trial CD’s offered by AOL, NetZero, etc. Better to have dial-up than nothing at all. Hehe 😀

    Reply
  14. Reishin Avatar
    Reishin

    I’m experiencing the same dilemma. I wish we’d just changed ISPs but it’s not really my choice. I really, really, DISLIKE their internet service. 😡 Ok lang unta ang speed kaso sige og kawala! (The speed is ok but it keeps on timing out!)

    Reply
  15. radradd Avatar
    radradd

    👿 and the wOrsT ISP in the whOLe wIde wOrLd/ and the weB lets give it up fOr SMART..gO tO heLL sCaMmeRs .!..

    Reply
  16. ley Avatar
    ley

    I hate Smart…always steal load and cheat you out of minutes on smart bro…..BUT ITS THE FUCKING PHILIPPINES AND I HOPE YOU DIDNT EXPECT HONESTY AND SERVICE CUZ IT DOESNT HAPPEN IN THE PHILIPPINES.

    Reply

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